Recession chic

D'you think these were haphazardly designed by Mr. Louboutin on a carefree day off, relaxing on his banana lounge on the beach of some exotic location, martini in hand, sketchbook in the other? Yeah? So it seems plausible that, in an utterly relaxed state, he simply forgot to finish drawing the random bow plonked on the front?
Oh geez, I'm being silly. Of course it was done on purpose. Fabric is expensive, you know. Chopped up bow-ties are so much more economical.

Biologically speaking

What d'you think these shoes would say, if they could talk? I imagine it would go something like;

AUGH! Help! I'm being assaulted by macroscopic flesh-toned mitochondria!

Double Take

I can just hear them now, mocking me.

Please Explain!

I don't get it.

I really don't get it.

Why??

Did someone take a run at CL while he was designing, brandishing a pair of scissors and screeching mad things about cleansing our vile earth of perfectly unobtrusive completely-enclosed boots without giant gaping holes in them?

Or did he just simply start from the bottom, work his way up to the top of what could have been a lovely peeptoe pump, and thought - hey, I'm becoming WAY too predictable with this, let's add some LACES. YEAH.

Either way, they make me want to buy them just so I can open the box, look to the heavens and yell "Nooooooooooooooooooooo............."