Monday, April 27, 2009

Recession chic



D'you think these were haphazardly designed by Mr. Louboutin on a carefree day off, relaxing on his banana lounge on the beach of some exotic location, martini in hand, sketchbook in the other? Yeah? So it seems plausible that, in an utterly relaxed state, he simply forgot to finish drawing the random bow plonked on the front?
Oh geez, I'm being silly. Of course it was done on purpose. Fabric is expensive, you know. Chopped up bow-ties are so much more economical.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Biologically speaking



What d'you think these shoes would say, if they could talk? I imagine it would go something like;

AUGH! Help! I'm being assaulted by macroscopic flesh-toned mitochondria!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

IDGI

So everyone's undoubtedly gaga over these:



But truthfully, I don't understand the craze. (Suddenly, millions of women around the world want to kill me and they don't know why) So they're pretty different from anything I've seen before, but really. They have holes in them. So many holes. And I'm not too fond of the clunky heel. And at that length, they'd cut off the legs of anyone under 5' 9". They're kind of weird. And did I mention the holes??
I dunno. Maybe ignorance is bliss.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Double Take


I can just hear them now, mocking me.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Please Explain!

I don't get it.

I
really don't get it.

Why??

Did someone take a run at CL while he was designing, brandishing a pair of scissors and screeching mad things about cleansing our vile earth of perfectly unobtrusive completely-enclosed boots without giant gaping holes in them?

Or did he just simply start from the bottom, work his way up to the top of what could have been a lovely peeptoe pump, and thought - hey, I'm becoming WAY too predictable with this, let's add some LACES. YEAH.

Either way, they make me want to buy them just so I can open the box, look to the heavens and yell "Nooooooooooooooooooooo............."